Traveling Veggie Muncher Series Reality Check: When “vegan options” just mean overpriced avocado toast. Let’s talk about one of the dumbest things we somehow turned into a personality trait. Avocado. Fucking. Toast. If you travel at all, you already know. This shit is everywhere. Every city. Every brunch menu. Every “we have vegan options” situation. And somehow we all just agreed that paying $16+ for a sad piece of bread with mashed avocado is normal. Half the time: Stale-ass bread Avocado borderline brown Some random “fancy” bullshit on top so they can call it artisan Microgreens. Chili flakes. Whatever the hell makes them feel justified charging you for it. No.…