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WHAT THE AVO TOAST
Traveling Veggie Muncher Series Reality Check: When “vegan options” just mean overpriced avocado toast. Let’s talk about one of the dumbest things we somehow turned into a personality trait. Avocado. Fucking. Toast. If you travel at all, you already know. This shit is everywhere. Every city. Every brunch menu. Every “we have vegan options” situation. And somehow we all just agreed that paying $16+ for a sad piece of bread with mashed avocado is normal. Half the time: Stale-ass bread Avocado borderline brown Some random “fancy” bullshit on top so they can call it artisan Microgreens. Chili flakes. Whatever the hell makes them feel justified charging you for it. No.…
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I Didn’t Fall Off… I Just Went Full Send 🌎🍄
So… I went quiet. Not because I lost interest. Not because this was just another “idea.” Because life hit the gas pedal and didn’t ask for permission. I went back to work. And by “back to work,” I mean planes, hotels, rental cars, repeat. Every. Single. Week. Welcome to the real version of building something while still living a full-blown, chaotic, beautiful life. The Traveling Veggie Muncher is Alive and Well Here’s what I didn’t expect… When you’re on the road nonstop, your habits either fall apart — or they evolve. And mine? They evolved. I’ve been eating my way through airports, random strip malls, client dinners, and “what the…
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When the Bullshit Stopped Working
This isn’t about perfection. It’s about figuring shit out in real time. Somewhere between burnout, stress, trying to hold everything together, and pretending I was fine — the way I was living stopped working. Not dramatically. Not in a movie-scene breakdown kind of way. Just quietly. Like when your body starts whispering before it ever screams. I didn’t wake up one day and decide to become plant-based. I wasn’t trying to make a statement. I wasn’t trying to become “that person.” I wasn’t chasing a label. I was just tired of feeling like crap. So I changed one thing. Food. Not as an identity. Not as a moral high ground.…
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Explosive Gas Warning: A Plant-Based Public Service Announcement
Explosive Gas Warning This is what happens when you decide food needs to support your life… and then get a little too confident with garlic. Because the shift sounds simple on paper. Eat differently. Feel better. But real life doesn’t happen on paper. It happens on nights when you’ve just gotten back from a road trip, your fridge is nearly empty, your grocery delivery is five hours late, and you start making decisions that feel genius in the moment. Which is exactly how we ended up here. Last night was one of those nights. Five hours.FIVE. HOURS. That’s how long we waited for our Whole Foods delivery after I’d just…
Plant-Based. Unfiltered. Still Healing.